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GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN
THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE
WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK
GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE
SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO
GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME
BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT
THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH.
AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE
MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT
IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I
WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO
STANDING-PLACE PLEASE...
AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG
SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH
COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND
WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS
AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US
A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING
(HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)!
IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN
SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS..
WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
FRANZ'L
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